Follow up to the Bro: Believe this Hype

Dear Ladies:

You know that guy in class or in that cubicle at work….the one with the laptop and possibly a spreadsheet, or a pocket protector..

The one who took Latin in college or Chinese or French…or anything BUT Spanish….

The guy who holds the door open for you on your way in and holds the elevator open for you to make it just in time….

The one who asks you if he can get you anything on his way to the cafeteria and doesn’t beep the horn for you when he comes to pick you up, and opens the car door for you to get in…..

That’s the guy. The Non Bro. You’re probably not ready for him, yet. Just keep your eyes peeled. One will pop up when you are.

Don’t Drink the Kool Aid

Acupuncture for the first time today. It felt strangely spectacular. I won’t go into the hour before hand during which they ask you all types of questions from how are your bowel movements to what was your childhood like…..(we only have an hour here, folks, the previous question is easy…the latter is why I have a therapist).

My sister’s advice about the whole thing: don’t sneeze while covered with tiny needles and don’t drink the kool aid. Oh and if they offer you sneakers…run.

It wasn’t like any of that at all. Granted, there were some freaky comments passed my way about my “psychic abilities?????” being born in the year of the snake and the month of the dog and the day of the dung beetle. (ok, i made that last part up.) The snake and dog stuff is true, tho. The jist? I’m a psychic power house, bitches on the brink of maddness, so watch your backs.

Anyway, the needles don’t hurt. Remember, this is coming from a woman who birthed a ten pound baby naturally. I felt very relaxed and my chi was swirling all over the place. 

I highly recommend it.

The Controversy

oh. the humanity.

Giving up.

ummm.

these are not my flicker photos. down there. nope.

tequila mockingbird

I’m really proud of my sister’s recent blogging. So go there and check her out. She’s on my blogroll, but as her old account on blogger. Just click on it and it will take you to her new wordpress account. It’s too late in the day, and one too many klonopin have been taken to undergo copying and pasting right now.

Brunello, here I come.